{"id":337,"date":"2009-06-25T02:15:30","date_gmt":"2009-06-25T00:15:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thebkmag.com\/?p=337"},"modified":"2009-06-25T02:15:30","modified_gmt":"2009-06-25T00:15:30","slug":"joke-best-line-never-used","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thebkmag.com\/rebuild\/eclectic\/joke-best-line-never-used\/","title":{"rendered":""Best Pick Up Line I Never Used""},"content":{"rendered":"
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Justin Bourdet and\u00a0Suzie Bird \u00a9 Benjamin Kanarek<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<\/div>\n
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A Texas cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, ‘Is your date running late?’
\n‘Nope’, he replies,<\/p>\n

‘I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.’
\nThe intrigued woman says, ‘a state-of-the-art watch?’
\n‘What’s so special about it?’
\nThe cowboy explains, ‘It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.’
\nThe lady says, ‘What’s it telling you now?
\n‘Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.
\n‘The woman giggles and replies ‘Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!’
\nThe cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says,
\n‘Damn thing’s an hour fast.’<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A Texas cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, ‘Is your date running late?’
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