{"id":3143,"date":"2009-12-07T01:45:23","date_gmt":"2009-12-07T00:45:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thebkmag.com\/?p=3143"},"modified":"2009-12-07T01:45:23","modified_gmt":"2009-12-07T00:45:23","slug":"camera-love-a-romantic-tragicomedy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thebkmag.com\/rebuild\/the-gear\/camera-love-a-romantic-tragicomedy\/","title":{"rendered":"Camera Love a Romantic Tragicomedy"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Camera Love<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<\/div>\n

“Camera Love”… A Romantic Tragicomedy by William Shakespeare<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

She was the perfect girl for me. Everything about her made me know that this was it. It was a match made in heaven. When we made love, it was akin to experiencing the eruption of Mount Fuji<\/strong> or Experiencing a 21 Canon<\/strong> Salute. I would imagine that I was a Greek God living on Mount Olympus<\/strong> with her by my side. She was my sunshine and all day long I would sing SONY<\/strong> your so true, I love you…”<\/p>\n

It was absolute perfection until that fateful day when her parents said “It\u00a0 cannot be! You are a Nikon and he is a Canon…You Can Never See HIM again!”<\/strong>.<\/em><\/span> I was devastated. I needed a means of expressing myself and decided to sit down a try to write a poem that could aid in my dealing with this emotional burden. I sat down and attempted with all of the energy I could muster to write the poem, but the using of the Pen tax<\/strong>ed all of my physical and emotional strength and as a result, I could not write a thing.\u00a0 I was exhausted by\u00a0 remorse. I was spent and could N<\/strong><\/span>ot I<\/span><\/strong>magine a more K<\/span><\/strong>ind, O<\/span><\/strong>utstanding & N<\/span><\/strong>ice person that could ever fill the void.<\/p>\n

Here is the story…the”Ozcar” nominated film “Camera Love” (prepare a large box of\u00a0 Kleenex tissues)
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